Zalympix Michigan 2023: Vote
By Gas & Middies
Methodology
To start, I smoked a .75 gram cone of each entry in numberical order. I took notes on each entry keeping all 6 categories in mind:
- Best Overall
- Best Tasting
- Best Terps
- Heaviest Hitting
- Gassiest
- Best Looking
I scrutinized each entry, adding the best representatives to each category in my notes.
I then went through each entry again in a .75 gram cone once more. Reconfirming or adding new notes to each entry.
With the remainder of each entry, I smoked them by category. For instance, I smoked all entries in my short list for “gassiest” to confirm the winner for that category. I did this until I had a winner for each category.
Best Overall
The best in show. This one was a strange vote for me. The entry I chose didn’t win any other category, but was above average in all of them. Combined, I think this is what edged this entry to winning.
Vote: Entry 04

Best Tasting
This category had the most competition. The entry I picked for this one had one of the most unique tastes I’ve found in my terp search. The smell and the flavor reminded me of a pina coloda. It was unique and refreshing and stayed with me after the first puff.
Vote: Entry 07

Best Terps
The categories of best tasting & best terps can easily be considered the same thing. I differentiated them by picking the strongest taste that stuck around the length of the joint for best terps. This one was love at first puff. It was the first entry I smoked and had such a satisfying, strong taste, that I was reminded of it throughout this process.
Vote: Entry 01

Heaviest Hitting
This one I rated on how hard the entry hit my chest and how high it got me. Entry 11 hit both of those in strides, and combined it with a super fruity taste.
Vote: Entry 11

Gassiest
This is for all the O.G. lovers. I was looking for that stinky, stanky, funk for this category. The winner here was loud, and smelled like a gym bag (in a good way).
Vote: Entry 17

Best Looking
This one was the easiest vote for me. To me, this is clearly the best looking entry with this (at least) 2 gram, single nug beauty. Nothing compared in terms of nug girth, trichome glisten, or manicuring.
Vote: Entry 19
